do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
this couldn’t get any better
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.